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This Rock Is Hard

by Stupid Beautiful Heaven

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1.
I'm fighting a desperate holding action Against Time (the bastard!) his forces advancing First He'll take my knees and my short term memories And someday He'll take all of me But today will not be that day 'Cuz I'll fight back by riding my skateboard And playing in a rock and roll band Turning off my television Making as much noise as I can And today will not be that day I will not lie down I will not go quietly Someday you can carry me out on my back After a merciful heart attack But right now I'm having fun And I still feel young I'm fighting a desperate holding action Against Time (the bastard!) his forces advancing Marching to the sea Driven to my knees But today will not be that day I will not lie down I will not go quietly Someday you can carry me out on my back After a worthless heart attack But right now I'm having fun And I still feel young
2.
Cleaning up the parking lot to show how much I love you I'll be your personal chauffer after I get off from work I'll be your co-pilot on this dangerous journey And I will try to make you laugh and not be such a jerk If you need someone, you better think of me It's true that I'm no saint, I know you know my track record And my only excuse was that I didn't have a clue But if you let me, girl, I will try to do better And I will dedicate my life to looking after you I'm not here to stress you out I know you have enough troubles And I am happy to be friends (and just friends) But in this big old world, everyone gets lonely Only think of me The way I think of you If you need someone, you better think of me
3.
Here she comes, sixty feet tall, with her heart on her sleeve And her shaky smile You can imagine what happens next But I defy you to look at that face and not fall in love I dare you to look at that face and not fall in love And there I go, acting insane like I always do By now I should know And I'm too embarrassed to tell you the rest (but here goes....) I read the letter you wrote Mistakenly believed you wrote it to me Could we move past my stupidity? I will crawl back into my hole You can forget that I exist I'll never bother you again Check "Yes" if you agree
4.
Romeo is trying to play it cool He knows how good he's got it And Juliet means everything to him She means everything But teenage love is such a powerful force You cannot stop it And you could light a fire with his eyes When she walks in the room Romeo and Juliet's little sister Romeo and Juliet Juliet's little sister, she likes to play pretend And Juliet's little sister, well she wants to be good But teenagers in love? You know it's like they think that they invented love And if she could change the way that she feels, well I don't think she would Juliet's a beautiful girl Her middle name is Rose She goes to see his band And laughs at his jokes "It's just a misunderstanding Julie Why you lying there so cold? I said I was sorry, but I gotta go" Romeo and Juliet's little sister Poor, poor Juliet Romeo's fighting the urge just to break down and kiss her Juliet's little Sister She sees 'em walking Hand in hand in the moonlight Over the bridge, way after midnight And she cries, but they look so happy together She screams "no, Romeo, no, don't kiss her" Romeo Romeo and Juliet Romeo and Juliet's little sister
5.
Yeah, I know my voice ain't that great But I think I got something to say Why can't I say it? When you hit me with those wounded eyes I just wanna go away for a while Why can't I say it? Let's go walking by the LA river Underneath a crescent moon Why can't I say it? We could bring some wine, for two Baby, like we used to do Why can't I say it? These are ordinary lives With our motorcycle eyes You used to think that I was dangerous You used to think that I was good for you
6.
Black UFOs 02:24
Black UFO's landing on the White House lawn You hold your breath like Planet X Waiting for disclosure day Pillar of fire, pillar of salt Pillar of fire, pillar of salt Your disbelief, so condescending
7.
Could it be the place for this? Could it be the time? I never wanted anything more than a kiss But I think that's changed Never cared about heart-to-hearts I never opened the door Never wanted anything like this before But I think that's changed Never wanted anything to get too far I just wanted to be the last one at the bar But I think that's changed I think that's changed Never took the time to settle down and try I lost a lot of love, let it slip on by But I think that's changed
8.
Could it be, it's not what I mean? Could it be that I'm not that mean? You said I said something that I did not say Hate me for it anyway You said, I said, you said, I said Something that I didn't say Go on, go on, go on, go on Hate me for it anyways I could have, should have said it anyway But I'm gonna say it some day Lying in bed, I was fast asleep You woke me up, calling me that creep Psychic dreams are making a leap But I didn't do it, baby, I was asleep! You said, I said, you said, I said Something that I didn't say Go on, go on, go on, go on Hate me for it anyways I could have, should have said it anyway But I'm gonna say it some day
9.
I met a girl with eyes the color of a storm cloud Her ghost follows me, on the bus from South Dakota And the rain came down All the way to California She calls me name, and it feels like I am hypnotized Shaking it off, I turn away from the ticket window And the sun comes out, and shines down All the way to her apartment She was the one I feel like Ben Franklin's dog, left out in the weather My ears have gotten very wet, and there's a kite tied to my collar And the flashing lights and the crushing feelings And my stomach churns and I smell something burning She was the one If you'll be my kite I will be your anchor When it all goes right Love is so terrifying She was the one
10.
I got a job in a chicken factory On my feet eight hours a day Plucking those little bastards Loading 'em on a truck with a forklift Taking 'em down to Little Rock, Arkansas After that I caught a bus up to Minneapolis I was gonna form a band with Paul Westerberg But Paul Westerberg don't even live in Minneapolis anymore Hey man, you got a smoke? 20 little guilt trips My dad was the coolest guy I ever knew Used to work on his car with a cigarette behind his ear He always had yellow fingers I was gonna grow up to be just like him You should hear him cough now I don't think it's emphysema I think it's just allergies I don't wanna get too preachy 20 little guilt tri[s Hell no I haven't had a lung scan You know what that shit costs? I can't afford health insurance, and besides I was gonna die young anyways I got a new tooth though It's made out of Strontium 90 It glows in the dark when I smile Hey baby, check it out, come 'ere, check it out 20 little guilt trips I love staying awake to watch TV The was a Love American Style marathon on Oh man, that's my favorite episode The one where he kisses the girl at the end Hey! How come my girl don't kiss me like that? I brush my teeth I put the seat down I switched to menthols I quit my job Hey man, you got a smoke?
11.
moon june spune gah... I am not writing them out

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We started recording drums, bass and lead vox at Crushtone Studios with the amazing Jim Wirt (Fiona Apple, Incubus, Brian Setzer) about a million years ago. Wrote more songs and went back to Crushtone last year. Recorded guitars and backing vocals everywhere from Todd's attic to Tom's living room to the choir room of Bill's church. (Unsurprisingly, that church basement sounded really groovy).
Spent the better part of a year mixing and re-mixing. Mastering and re-mastering. We think it sounds fucking awesome.

The songs came together in a bunch of ways: from dreams, from drunken jam sessions, and obsessively grinding one cool riff over and over until a vocal idea came up, etc... And then we just jammed the hell out of 'em until they sounded the way they should. Every song on here means something to us, and we've had a pretty great time playing them for our friends and friendly bartenders.

We hope you enjoy listening to it!

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released May 13, 2017

Tom Caja - Bass and Backing Vox. Lead Vox on "You Said I Said"
Eric Collander - Lead Guitar and Backing Vox
Todd Thurman - Lead Vox and Acoustic Guitar
Bill Witwer - Drums and Backing Vox

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